Predictions for 2015 1) The Kardashians will do many stupid things and I wont care about any of them. 2) The Pop N Fresh Doughboy will suffer a yeast infection 3) Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder will engage in a battle of wits. No one will win. 4) The U.S. will turn to a new energy source---wind generated from all of BJ Uptons strikeouts. 5) Congressmen will lose a record number of pounds because Democrats and Republicans wont be able to agree what to have for lunch or dinner. 6) The Duggars will endorse a special new trampoline. Once you jump on, you will never jump off. 7) Vladimir Putin will take his shirt off 8) Kim Jong-Un will record 23 holes in one, 78 triple doubles and slay a dragon. He still wont be able to find a decent barber. 9) Chris Christie will blow the GOP Presidential nomination after losing his temper and eating Jeb Bush during a debate. 10) A longtime TV franchise will run out of steam after the premiere of Real Housewives of Kearney, Nebraska. 11) Taylor Swift will trade in her old car and write a song about it. 12) Jennifer Lawrence will do something clumsy and people will find it adorable. I will do something clumsy and people will laugh at me. 13) The Weather Channel will stop naming Winter Storms after a public outcry over Winter Storm Perv 14) All of you will continue to make me happy with your triumphs and laugh at your jokes 15) Happy New Year!
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 16:25:39 +0000
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