President Goodluck Jonathans achievements * Establishment of more Federal Universities: Six if I may say so, more graduate, less job, ask Minister of Interior. * Establishment of Almajiri Schools: Majority of the almajiris fail to make use of this facility and opportunity, preferring to roam the street instead, What a calamity! * Privatization of PHCN: Although there is decline and shortage in power output, the work of witches and wizards. Relax, there will be adequate power supply at the end of his tenure in year 2019, till then, Hold the Dreams. * Construction of the biggest Rice plant in Nassarawa: Well, we are still the biggest importer and consumer of rice abi na rices ni? (Oyinbo repete). We prefer foreign goods to our indigenous product(tiwa n tiwa) We prefer wheat and flour bread to cassava bread, we are all guilty. * Regeneration of the railway system: His critics dont like talking about this, maybe cos they love driving their cars and causing traffic on the road i.e Buky Ekaiko, Ajisafe Michael Oluwafemi, Olakunle Allison, Adegboyega Richard Awelewa, Okonkwo Ikechukwu Cyril, Comfort-Funmi Taiwo, Adenekan Adetunji, Michael Ogunmiloro, Ahmed Olumuyiwa Sunday em...em...em( my name is not there o) * Regeneration of the airport in Enugu: Recently, it went viral that the place is water logged, the handiwork of opposition and haters i.e Engineer Ahmed Olamlekan Tijani, Ogunjo Samuel T, Akinola Ayobanji Vincent em...em...em(my name is not there too) * Political Prisoners and ex-convict were pardoned i.e Abachas son Mohammed, Kudirats killer AlMustapha, hermaphrodite Alamieyesiegha,how about Tafa Balogun? Go son, your sins are forgiven. Fish head, you can commit crime too, everything will be written off in due time, please dont try it oo, if you dont have any Oga at the top to back you. His biggest Problems and Challenges are: * Corruption: According to him, corruption is not stealing, they arent the same. * Dummies: His image makers are one, time to hire me(naughty-naughty) * Committee upon committee: Every little thing committe must look into it, even this article sef go get committee. Lol * Scandal upon Scandal: Fuel subsidy scandal, Pension reforms scandal, Bring back our girls scandal, nothing was heard thereafter, Phew! * Frequent bombing and Insecurity: Boko Haram guys are our boys and children ask Madam Peace. Before you crucify me, two days ago, one fish head cajoled me to write this, when SSS comes knocking, I will point you out fast-fast. Thank God is Friday, Happy Weekend Beloved, Be GOOD!
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 05:42:58 +0000
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