Principal to boys : aaj ke baad koi girls hostel gaya to fine lagega. 1st time - 100/- 2nd time - 200/- 3rd time - 300/- Boys : yes sir, monthly pass kitne me banega. Boys rocks principal shock😀 Duniya me agar girls na ho to kya hoga????? Galiya sunsaan College viraan Duniya pareshan Tanha insaan Na jaanu Na jaan Har taraf bas JAI HANUMAN.....😅 This is a funny collection ............... Wife: Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho? Husband: Bahen hai..! Wife: To fir itni dhimi aawaz me kis liye? Husband: Teri hai isiliye WIFE: Suno ji, agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!! Pati: He BHAGWAN, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar rahaa thaa...... Wife: Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi...... Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho? Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi.. 😀 Serious Joke of the Day.. Height of Cost Cutting: Santa ne ghar ke upar wale hisse mai paint kiya aur baaki bache hisse mai likh diya, Same as Above...........!!!! 😀 ------------------------------ Taxiwala:- Saheb Break fail ho gayi hai, Gaadi rukti nahi, kya karu? Gujrati Passenger :- PEHLE TU METER BAND KAR.! ------------------------------ Why Hindu Law doesnt permit second marriage? Answer:- Indian Constitution article 20(2) says: No human can be punished twice for the same offence -----------@@@@@@----- Jagjit Singh singing- Yeh daulat b lelo, yeh shohrat bhi lelo.. ..Suddenly Santa stands up& says- Main toh bahut pareshan hun,meri toh aurat b lelo...
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