Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts to Students: 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! - Thats Direct Marketing 2. Youre at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: Hes very rich. Marry him. -Thats Advertising 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: Hi, Im very rich. Marry me - Thats Telemarketing 4. Youre at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, Im rich. Will you Marry Me? - Thats Public Relations 5. Youre at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:You are very rich! Can you marry ! me? - Thats Brand Recognition 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - Thats Customer Feedback 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband. - Thats demand and supply gap 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: Im rich. Will you marry me? and she goes with him - Thats competition eating into your market share 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: Im rich, Marry me! your wife arrives. - Thats restriction for entering new markets
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 14:42:25 +0000
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