Psst...psst....PSSST! Yeah...you. I need a little help here. You see, my owner dumped me and another cat here after keeping us for 4 years. My partner, Bella, luckily got out of here and I am SOOO ready to go. Let me fill you in on this place. 1. The food needs improvement. I mean, its alright, but there is no service with a smile here. And I get the same food the other inmates eat. Not cool since I am vastly superior to them. 2. It is a little drafty here. The folks in charge do their best and give everyone pillows and towels, but lets face it: 35 degrees outside + steel kenel = cold toes for Butterball. Im not digging that. 3. I am a little tired of watching the other cats leaving with humans when I should be the one leaving. Humility is not my thing, so it needs to be said: I am the hottest cat in this place. Nuff said. Someone come get me and make me your forever cat. See you soon (right?), Butterball~~the cat of the hour. Every hour.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Nov 2014 04:36:22 +0000