Public transportation moment of the day: driver: they a fight - TopicsExpress



          

Public transportation moment of the day: driver: they a fight on my bus! Police quick! dispatch: please press the emergency red button. driver: I press now send police. dispatch: Are they still on your bus Jimmy? driver: they fight on bus. I wanna run away. dispatch: Jimmy are they still on the bus? driver: They try to get off. What I do? dispatch: Just let them off Jimmy the police are coming. driver: Big guy and little guy. Big guy choke little guys head on seat! dispatch: Just stop the bus and wait for the police. driver: Now they try to get out. they break my door. dispatch: Just let them out. The police are coming. driver: The police not here. They break my door. My door! (pause) My doooor. And two days later I got to drive a bus with a brand new door. the end.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:38:44 +0000

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