Punography: I tried to catch some fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a guy whos addicted to brake fluid. He said he can stop anytime. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegitarian club, but I never met herbivore. Im reading a book about anti-gravity. I cant put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. PMS jokes arent funny. Period. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. Class trip to the Coca Cola factory. I hope theres no pop quiz. Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery. I didnt like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it! What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. What does a clock do when its hungry? It goes back four seconds. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! Broken pencils are pointless.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 04:18:07 +0000
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