Pyar + khayal = Maa. Pyar + Dar = Papa. Pyar + Saath = Behan. Pyar + Ladai = Bhai. Pyar + Zindagi = GF Pyar+Khayal+Dar +Saath+Ladai+Zindagi =Wife A very rich man took his son to a village to show what poverty is all about : After the trip, he asked his son about poverty... The son replied : We have 1 dog, they had 4... We have a small pool, they have a long river... Weve lamps, theyve stars... Weve small piece of land, theyve large fields... We buy food, they grow theirs & eat fresh... They have friends to play, we dont have friends, we have to play with Computers & PS... They have happiness, we have only money... Their fathers have time for their childrens & our father dont have... The boys dad was speechless... Then boy said thanks dad for showing me how poor we are... Life is all about how we see, interpret & accept things..! Awesome...!! Ë Police: R u married? Sardar: Yes, with a woman. Police : Of course! Did u even hear of anyone marrying a man? Sardar: Yes, my sister did....!!! ------------------------------ Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab main susu karne gaya to bathroom ki light apne aap chalu ho gayi.. Mummy:Nalayak tu aaj phir freez me susu kar aaya. ------------------------hh------ BANTA impressing BANTI . BANTA TO BANTI : Mere baap k aage bade bade log KATORI leke khade hote hai! . BANTI : Achaa!!? Kaun hai tumra baap ? . BANTA: Pani Puri Wala...!!! ------------------------------ --Signboard outside a.. PATHOLOGY Clinic-- For you it may be your Urine & Potty... but for us, it is our Dal & Roti...!!! One day I asked my Heart...... What is love ? Heart Replied: Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai...! syllabus ke baahar ka mat pucch...... -------------------------------------Aurangazeb: Senapati, bataao hum Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain?? Senapati: Sorry to sound pessimistic Maharaj, Par hum Mugal Hain, Google Nahi !!!
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 15:18:12 +0000
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