Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men’s restroom? A: Say, “Nice dick.” Q: How do you know you’re leading a sad life? A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.” Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy twat. Q: Are birth control pills deductible? A: Only if they don’t work. Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts. Q: Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love? A: Because they have cotton balls. Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night. Q: Mom’s have Mother’s Day, Father’s have Father’s Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip. Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machine. Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!
Posted on: Thu, 22 Aug 2013 11:48:56 +0000
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