Q. Whats the definition of perfect pitch? A. An accordian hitting a banjo in a dumpster. Q. What do you call ten accordians at the bottom of the ocean? A. A good start. Q. Whats the difference between an accordian and an onion ? A. No one cries when you cut up an accordian. Q. Whats the range of an accordian? A. Twenty yards if youve got a good arm. Q. Whats the definition of a gentleman? A. One who knows how to play the accordion, but doesnt. Q. Whats the difference between a trampoline and an accordian? A. You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline. Q. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A. A flat minor. Q. What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A. A flat major. Q. Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright? A. Because it makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped over a cliff. Q. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical keyboard player? A. All hes concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 17:43:45 +0000
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