Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If youre handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When youre done, you will have a place to live. Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where can it be found? A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: And Mary rode Josephs ass all the way to Egypt... Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband? A: Tell him youre pregnant. Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets dont forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60-plus-year-olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where should 60-plus-year-olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus-year-olds when they enter antique stores? A: Gosh, I remember these!
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