RATED ( PG 13 ) ..................................PENIS SURGERY............................................. A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot... The doctor comes in and says, Ah, I see youve regained consciousness... Now you probably wont remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. Youre going to be okay... you will walk again and everything; however, your penis was severed in the accident and we could not find it. The man groans, but the doctor goes on... You have $9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. It will work great, but it wont come cheap!... its roughly $1,000 an inch! The man perks up. So, the doctor says, You must decide how many inches you want, but... I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife... If you had a five-incher before and get a nine-incher now, she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine-incher before and you decide to only invest in a five-incher now, she might be disappointed. Its important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision. The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day, So, have you spoken with your wife? Yes I have, says the man. And has she helped you make a decision? Yes says the man. What is your decision? asks the doctor. Were getting granite counter tops!
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 21:24:47 +0000
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