READ :)))) Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. Who the hell are you? Demanded Brian, and what are you doing in my bedroom?. The mysterious Man answered This isnt your bedroom and Im St Peter. Brian was stunned You mean Im dead!!! That cant be, I have so much to live for, I havent said goodbye to my family.... youve got to send me back straight away. St Peter replied Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen. Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. This aint so bad he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. --->>> CONTINUED -->>>> bit.ly/1nuDk3m
Posted on: Thu, 03 Jul 2014 03:30:00 +0000
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