REASONS WHY YOU ARE NOT GETTING HOOKED UP IN FACEBOOK 1.In your profile picture you are still with your ex holding each other or even kissing...GROW UP AND LET GO!! 2.You are using fake profile photos or photos of cars,bikes,rivers,animals etc..... this aint an animal book or a museum its FACE book unless u r faceless .. YOU DONT LOVE YOURSELF..LOVE URSELF FIRST AND BE PROUD B4 SOMEONE ELSE LOVES YOU!! ... 3.You write in your profile that you know French,AmericanEnglish,German etc but when someone sends you inbox in German you are LIKE wtf!! STOP THIS SWAG AND BE COOL.. 4.You send 12 ladies same inbox when flirting and you even forgot to check their profiles..only u dont know that some are using same computers and even passwords.. and they make a fool of you.BE SMART..THE PHONES ARE BETTER THAN YOU.. 5.Your previous posts are soo boring e.g damn its soo cold,i just came from class,i have cramps,am wearing a grey jacket today.. and only ur ex comments to make u feel gud..WTF? and yet you say u r funny and like making friends....BORROW SENSE OF HUMOR FROM COMEDY SHOWS.. 6.You say that you are working in company abc.. but it doesnt even exist...thats a liar... beware.. or u are in South Africa but u are in England.. comeon .. 7.You flirt with a lady and fall in lust then u put ur status as ENGAGED .... but then engaged to _______ is not shown.. lol no comment 8.All your photos are taken with ur ex bf.. coz the posing aint that cool.. i mean u are half naked.. or is it half dressed.. nkt 9.You post updates hating on all men or ladies coz ur ex ditched you and now u think everyone is the same....e on get a life 10.You love facebook Inbox more than anything else..such that u cannot stay for one hour without checking.. lol u are a sick addict... go out and try all other apps....ur wall is always clean but inside lol.. dont forget u are dating a hacker who can see ur inbox... (hides.. mine i always delete) 11.Tagging everyone in ur photo for attention...
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 01:42:53 +0000
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