REPUBLICANS DECIET AND LIES ARE DEPRESSING ENOUGH SO HAVE A FEW LAUGHS TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY. FROM NATALIES BLOG. SUPER BOWL AFTERMATH Coworker: “You won the Super Bowl pot. Well you and Peter won, so you’ll have to split it.” Me: “Sweet.” (Peter enters) Me: “Hey, we won Super Bowl pot.” Peter: (inappropriately confused beyond all reason) “What do you mean?” me: “You know… When you put money in last week for the Super Bowl?… We won that money.” Peter: (inappropriately confused beyond all reason) “I won?” Me: “Yes, WE both did.” Peter: (inappropriately confused beyond all reason) “Oh. So, how do you want to go about this?” Me: “Uh, split it?” Peter: “Yeah, I guess that’s fair. I didn’t even watch the game.” Me: “Ha, in that case I should have all of it.” Peter: (pure panic stricken stare straight in to my soul). Me: “I’m joking.” Peter: “Sorry, some of us were more interested in the untimely death of Philip Seymour Hoffman. (Goes into full Capote impression with full scene quotes).” He’s still doing it as I type
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 18:13:04 +0000
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