RICA - Remember, It Is Very Important That You Register Your SIM Card Operator: Thank you for calling Scooters Pizza. May I have your ... Customer: Halloo, can I order? Operator : Can I have your cell number first, Sir? Customer: Its eish ....., hold on .....eh.... 082-266-2566 .. Operator : OK... youre .... Mr Sfiso Majola and youre calling from 17 Retief Street. Your home number is 011 403 2366, your office 011 764 2302 and your mobile is 082 266 2566. I see you are calling from your girlfriends home. Does your wife know you are there? Customer: How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : We are connected to the System Sir. Customer: May I order your Seafood Pizza... Operator : Thats not a good idea Sir. Customer: How come? Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol levels, Sir. Customer: What?... What do you recommend then? Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. Youll like it Customer: How do you know for sure? Operator : You borrowed a book entitled Popular Hokkien Dishes from the National Library last week Sir. Customer: OK I give up ... Give me three family sized ones then, how much will that cost? Operator : That should be enough for yourself and your girlfriends family of 10, Sir. The total is R149.99! Customer: Can I pay by credit card? Operator : Im afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank R5 720.55 since June this year. Thats not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir. Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives. Operator : You cant Sir. Based on the records, youve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawals today. Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, Ill have the cash ready How long is it gonna take anyway? Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you cant wait you can always come and collect it on your Green Double Cab .... Customer: What! Operator : According to the details in the system, you own a Nissan Double Cab, ... registration number NRB 132 GP ..... Customer: Foetsek, man. Operator : Better watch your language Sir. Remember on the 15th July 1987? You were convicted for using abusive language to a policeman. I need not tell you what happened to you at Kroonstad Prison Customer: [Speechless] Operator : Is there anything else Sir? Customer: Nothing ...... by the way ... arent you giving me those 3 free bottles of cola as advertised? Operator : We normally would Sir, but based on your records youre also diabetic ... Customer: Please cancel the order, my girlfriend will have to cook ....
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 05:17:21 +0000
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