"ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH" green jellovision Denver...today is the day we drive to the top of the Rocky Mountains to get to grand junction colorado...we are at the base of the mountain and we are about to start the most beautiful mountain road ever...the best part is: waaaaay back in 1987 when I drove to kalifornia from buffalo ny to audition green jello to be on the gong show...m.youtube/watch?v=R4b8MbN8oXEin....i took this same exact route thru the Rocky Mountains..little did I know how "GIGANTIC" this mountain climb was and half way up the mountain my car blew up in a little little little town called "SILVER PLUME COLORADO"....so today will be my triumph return after 26 years to silver plume Colorado to kick its car blowing up ass...this was the same exact mountain the bear went over to get to the other side and the other side kicked ass...So i decided to actually inch my way to hollywood for 1500 more miles in my blow up engine car...i wound up getting to the audition on time and I got on the national tv show the first week i was in hollywood...not only did i prove that i had the "WORLDS WORST BAND" with documented proof from 1987 but i also won a year supply of "LEE PRESS ON NAILS" and "TURTLE WAX"....so then i decided to stay on hollywood because my car was beyond busted and I got a job at a minimum wage job at the local record store...years later the guy i worked with at the record store got a job at a record company and he introduced me to the record company president and i told him the story how I dress as a cow and people throw food at me and chant we suck...with out hearing or seeing the band got signed to a record contract and wound up selling over 2.5 million CDs and never worked a day since....and it all started here today in "SILVER PLUME COLORADO"...watch the green jello revenge from silver plume mountain later today on "GREEN JELLOVISION"...the fun starts in 3....2....1...now
Posted on: Sat, 03 Aug 2013 17:58:26 +0000
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