RULES OF MARRIAGE FOR BOYS: In the wake of numerous complains raised by some of my male friends concerning marriage,I have come up with amendment to marriage rules to be observed by all men: 1.Any lady whose parents demand for amount of dowry that exceeds the price of two bulls or five goats should be avoided.This is one of the reason why my good old friend Elikor Benson Jr. has been a bachelor despite now hitting the age of 45 years. 2.Ignore any lady who wants Alhendro/ Christiano Ronaldo like figure in you I.e she want you to have six or even eight packs,curly hair,towering height & blue eyes & yet she knows you only weight 32kgs like my brother King Malesh ,or you are vertically marginalised like Nwosu Nelson Omoregbe .That lady want a celeb,not a husband. 3.Please run brother run at a speed of 80 kilometers per hour if a lady must want you to have a big pocket,drive flashy cars or live in a bungalow that compete with the State House. 4.Do some internal auditing and take notes I.e take her out to a restaurant & see what she will order for a food.If your lady orders for food whose names you never heard like Camillasho with tea,Maskiarito with coffee or i dont know Cappuccino with Ezmir,then just leave her at the counter please.An ideal wife material should order for Ugali made from yellow maize with cow leg soup or sour milk. 5.Avoid ladies who nearly block their respiratory tract by trying to force themselves to speak English in American accent.You know how anything fake last short duration just China phones. For any further rules,we have veteran husbands & marital surgery specialists like Tovah Praiz
Posted on: Mon, 19 Jan 2015 12:50:58 +0000
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