RULES OF THE SQUID-MANGO SOCIALIST-LIBERTARIAN COMMUNITY 1. Squid-Mango Socialist-Libertarian Community believes that everyone should be happy. Or everyone should be sad. All others will be shot. Redistribute your emotions and report all suspicious laughter. Do not let the Potato Barons Win! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! GRAB YOUR PENCILS! We have a new member. Lets give him a great big Squid-Mango kick in the member because he didnt bring enough chewing gum for everybody. Mises loves company! Also, Captain Hookly has pointed out that your hands and feet violate the Non-Aggression Principle by being overly numerous and offending him with microagression. Would everyone report immediately to the Ministry of Cutlery so we can assure that Captain Hooks rights arent being violated. Or that violations will be distributed equally if his accusation violates the Non-Aggression principle. Everyone bring out the red/black flags, we dont want the police to get involved and we may have to FSU for the free market-redistribution. Ministry of Merit-Based Economics Based on Equal Results No Matter What, please report … locked and loaded. Either everyone will have to lose a hand for the market or must give up one half-sheet of toilet paper and a corn cob so we can fashion new limbs for Captain Hookly with Papier-mâché. Were going to need glue. Everyone submit all ideas as to how we can get glue. The winner gets an extra ration of potatoes and the task of peeling them all for equal redistribution to the rest of Squid-Mango Community as a merit-based reward for this outstanding achievement. Lets keep our GINI low. Do not let the Corn Lords Win! P.S. Dont horde the potato peelings if you win or you will be shot in a fair market kind of way. Remember: Eyes are Everywhere. Wait a minute! Captain Hookly has an eye-patch, doesnt he? Potatoes! Eyes! Captain Hookly. Aye, Captain. [ - Do you know someone who isnt happy enough? Report! Remember ... Squid-Mango Socialist-Libertarian Community was designed for happiness redistribution. If you see someone who isnt Smiling, or who is Smiling too much, or Smiling in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, or Smiling in a way that makes you feel a little TOO comfortable, or Smiling in a way that makes you Happy or Sad, that person may be working for the Corn Lords. Report! What to do: GRIN>>> Go Report Immediately! Now! - Brought to you by SMSLC Ministy of Emotion Redistribution. Now back to our regularly-scheduled programming- ]
Posted on: Sat, 10 Jan 2015 02:29:06 +0000
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