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RUNNING ERRANDS ( A CHILDHOOD MEMORY OF MY MANCUNIAN MAM) Go to the shop for me (Youd better have money. I feel shown up asking for tick) Whys your face like that? If you dont want to go, Ill go meself but dont come in my kitchen looking for your tea cos there isnt any. Til Ive got the baby changed - and fed him - and put him in his pram - and bumped him down two flights of steps -and (Tut) I didnt say I wouldnt go. Have you got money? No. I was gonna send you with some scotch mist (And she wonders where I get MY sarckiness from) What do you want? Ive wrote a list (Oh gawd) I dont need a list I can remember Oh yeah? Like last week when I sent you for half a pound of cooking cheese and a pound of rhody bacon, and you come back with a Bunty and some of them daft cheese triangles (Bunty? Bacon? its a easy mistake to make...and none of us like cooking cheese, cept you, cos its cheap. Why cant we have triangle cheese like posh people do...Its not just for picnics in Heaton Park) Ee yar. Just go in the greengrocers and give em the list. Ive wrapped the money in it. Its a ten bob note - lose it and youre dead! Tell em to wrap the change in it. Youd lose your own head if it wasnt stuck on your shoulders...What are you doing now? Im reading the note Who died and made you the note reader. Just mind your own business and give it to the lady in the shop 5lb of potatoes? I cant carry them and four bottles of Stera too! Oh, but you carry an old tyre to the sand park- I saw ya. Just get to the shop...and ask the lady who serves you to write the prices on the note (Someones got trust issues!) Can I keep the change? You can keep your gob shut. That money has to last. What happened to those sweets you had earlier? I shared them Who with? (Me, myself and I) R Wayne How convenient. He cant even talk to confirm your story, and he hasnt got teeth! I let him suck em. Can I have a bag of crisps for going? No Can I- NO!... You spelt sterilised wrong Im starting to wish Id been bloody sterilised
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 14:18:55 +0000

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