RUSSIAN INVASION!!!!!!!!!!! Under cover of so-called humanitarian aid those crafty Ruskies are secretly supplying those terrorists that are resisting the FREEDOM offered by the West with covert weaponry!!!!! Hidden in those harmless-looking trucks - cynically painted white to avoid suspicion - are POTATOES! Yes POTATOES folks! Evil, but INGENIOUS! Bullets and shells would have aroused suspicion. So those nasty Ruskies have secretly supplied the enemy with POTATOES. These will be used instead of anti-tank shells as it has been shown that a large round King Edward (or as it is known in Russia - KING EDWARDSKY - can blast a hole the size of a football through armoured plate!!!!. In fact it is not commonly known that the mighty King Edward was secretly used by the Brits in WW2. It was the secret weapon, used by the elite Spud Force in their Operation Splat that turned the tide of WW2. During WW2 a GMOd potato the size of a football (GMO was top secret then) was used by the famous DAM BUSTERS. German soldiers at the lookout post guarding the Dam cried out Achtung! Kertoffel! as they panicked at the sight of a giant King Edward bouncing towards them across the reservoir! No folks. Dont be fooled by those crafty Ruskies who support those terrorists in E Ukraine that are resisting the FREEDOM that the west is offering. Its all about arming the FREEDOM RESISTORS with..... POTATOES!!!!!!! https://youtube/watch?v=4FGWbH2h7G4&feature=em-uploademail
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 13:48:50 +0000
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