Rachelle Sample diet of a typical well-nourished toddler (NOT TO - TopicsExpress



          

Rachelle Sample diet of a typical well-nourished toddler (NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!): Early morning- wake up, nurse. Breakfast - two bites of scrambled egg, dump the rest on the floor.one bite of toast. Late morning - Nurse three more times between breakfast and lunch. Several pieces of carpet lint. Lunch - half tube of pulsating pink lipstick. One handful dry dog food (any flavour). One ice cube. After lunch - nurse, nap. Afternoom snack - one rock or uncooked bean, thrust up left nostril. Dinner - pour juice over mashed potatoes. Two shreds of chicken, one green bean. Nurse. Bedtime snack - throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor. Late evening - nurse to sleep.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Jul 2013 07:04:25 +0000

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