Read & Comment Joke$ Akpos & The Yahoo Boy on Phone =>> Yahoo boy: Yes! Its me Fatai! Akpos: Ah! Fatai! Looonggg time no see, how now? How is London? Yahoo boy: London is fine, how is Ligeria? Akpos: Nigeria dey there o, the usual wahala, Ehen! The other day I saw ur mother, she is very sick o, dat was two weeks ago, I am sure she should be dead by now.... Yahoo boy: Ah! Akpos: Yes o, your fathers house in the village rainstorm blew away the roof and it landed on the old mans legs and shattered them, he is at Ogwa presently ...... Yahoo boy: Shuuooooo:O! Akpos: ....yes o, the bone mender says it will not heal because he has diabetes, later they said tetanus has entered already, the man is quarter to go, your younger brother went to smoke Igbo with those bad boys and since then the guy kolo, he is in Uselu psychiatric now, your elder brother went to a burial at Ugbegunebudin he went to drink anyhow there, they nack am epilepsy there, he is just falling every time ..... Yahoo boy: Haaaaa!!!!! Akpos: ...wait o, there is more, your sister carry belle, e go do aborti .... Yahoo boy: You wait! E don do for you! I reject everything you say in Jesus name! Those things will never happen to me.... Akpos: Ah! Is this not Fatai, they have already happened ... Yahoo boy: I am not Fatai, you idiot, na God go punish u. Akpos: Na devil go solder ur ynash, no go find work bloody thief! 419...wait make I burn your credit small, idiot... one word for Akpos???
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 21:22:16 +0000
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