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A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As She would need to wait many hours, She decided to buy a book to spen...

A scientist walk up to God one day and said: God! do you know that
A scientist walk up to God one day and said: God! do you know that all the things you created, we humans can also do it? God smiled and answered Rea...

TEACHER: anything you cannot see,touch and feel does not exist.
TEACHER: anything you cannot see,touch and feel does not exist. Example, can u see God? MUDA: NO TEACHER: Can you touch God? MUDA: NO TEACHER: ...

(y) • You collect babe number, you use chick save the number
(y) • You collect babe number, you use chick save the number name. Abeg Shey her mama na fowl ? (y) • You buy suya & ur woman chop all the meat f...

Queen Elizabeth, Obama and Goodluck Jonathan went to HELL.
Queen Elizabeth, Obama and Goodluck Jonathan went to HELL. Queen Elizabeth asked SATAN to allow her make a phone call to England to inquire about th...

A European pilot came to Nigeria and hired two local hunters to
A European pilot came to Nigeria and hired two local hunters to help him get some bush meat. He dropped them in the forest in a chartered plane and ...

Akpos’ elder brother Johnny travelled to London months ago,
Akpos’ elder brother Johnny travelled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpos, their aged mother and their pet cat, Suspect. Last week Johnny cal...

Akpos asked a girl in a library : “Do you mind if I sit beside
Akpos asked a girl in a library : “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” - The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WI...

My mum and my sister went to measure a land bought by my father
My mum and my sister went to measure a land bought by my father several years ago. While they were still standing, waiting for the man who was suppose...