Read this :D. A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students . The teacher asked,”Boy. what is your problem?” . Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first- grade! .My sister is in the third- grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!” . Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal’s office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. . The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. . Princi! pal: “What is 3 x 3?” Boy.: “9″. Principal: “What is 6 x 6?” Boy.: “36″. . And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. . The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, “I think Boy can go to the third-grade.” . Ms Neelam says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?” The principal and Boy. both agree. . Ms Neelam asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Boy., after a moment “Legs.” . M! s Nee lam: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?” Boy.: “Pockets.” . Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy.: Coconut . Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge. Boy.: Bubblegum . Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal’s ey! es open really wide and before he could stop the answer… Boy.: Shake hands . Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay? Boy.: Yep. . Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy.: Tent . Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large patiala Vodka peg. Boy.: Wedding Ring . Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy.: Nose . Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy.: Arrow . Ms Neelam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy.: Firetruck . Ms Neelam: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get it u have to use ur hand. Boy.: Fork . Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it’s longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married? Boy.: SURNAME . Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? Boy: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, “Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!”
Posted on: Fri, 09 Aug 2013 05:13:13 +0000