Received an anonymous Father of the Bride survival kit at my doorstep today which includes: 1. A placque which reads Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut. Maybe this person doesnt know me as well as he/she thinks. 2. Napkins with the following message What the f**K is dressy casual? Methinks they know me better than I originally thought... 3. Uh-Oh Emergency Underpants in a band aid sized canister....so many things wrong here I dont know where to start the comments....other than....where was that gift in February and April when I really needed it?! (nuff said) 4. Post-its saying Low Expectations Keep Everyone Happy. Great advise that I will share with the lovely Bride 5. Mini bottles of gin and vodka (Im not usually a drinker but Im sure there will be a time real soon to put these to good use) 6. Atonements Mints-For each of your sins. Obviously its a really,really large tin of mints. Im eternally grateful for friends who are always there to help me get through lifes events and to keep my sense of humor sharpened. Now I have to figure out who gave me the gift. Any ideas Henry, Jack or Martha?
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 11:04:47 +0000
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