Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbour, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children." The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children." The wife replied, "Yes... but who wants HIM back?"
Posted on: Tue, 16 Jul 2013 13:52:16 +0000
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