Reports claim that Vimtim, in Adamawa State, the hometown of Nigerias Chief of Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshall Alex Badeh, has been captured by Boko Haram. The militants have reportedly hoisted their flags there. Now, what should the man do since he is supposedly in charge of all our fighting forces? 1. Go after the Speaker, House of Representatives, Waziri Tambuwal, and compel the guy to resign? 2. Assist President Goodluck Jonathan garner more signatures for his re-election? 3. Ensure that Rotimi Amaechi allow Wike to emerge as Governor of Rivers State in 2015? 4. Embark on another spiritual journey to Jerusalem (but avoid the Al Aqsa Mosque) to assist Jonathan get a clearer divine direction for the 2015 presidential election? 5. Package another tranche of dollars, this time in millions, to purchase arms in Iran? 6. Take up residence in Osogbo, Osun State (with 50 truck loads of hooded gunmen) to ensure that Senator Iyiola Omisore is not cheated at the Election Petition Tribunal. 7. Go shopping in Ibadan new Shoprite store and enjoy the Gombe car bomb scene from one of the 58 TVs there. Just scratching my head ni o!
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 22:12:59 +0000
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