Requested by Michelle Butler Practical uses for breasts With a wide demographic of titties Theres average, massive or missing There are nipples to nibble and tweak at And cleavages perfect for kissing But Im of a practical nature And with just a little persistence Ill give you a host of good reasons To justify Boobies existence Theyre perfect for warming your hands up When the gas meters run out of gas And theres little thats better to look at When theres no chance of seeing an ass Elasticity makes them ideal For displays and arrangements of flowers And if you find yourself short of your bus fare Then they radiate magical powers You can use then for counting in binary Or a pillow with mild central heating And theyre perfect for holding a bottle To keep safe while youre busily eating As a pair of provocative earmuffs Youll be envied by all of your friends Just be sure to take optional tassels In case one of the nipples offends You can hollow one out for an fruit bowl Or a skullcap for cutting edge Jews You can throw them about like a Frisbee There are just so many options to choose But theyre useful right where theyre located And not just to tickle and tease Just give them a couple of decades And youll find them protecting your knees MWAH! x
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 11:41:40 +0000
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