Robin Williams wearing a Shirt that says " I love New York " in Arabic...... You gotta love Robin Williams....even if he`s nuts! leave it to Robin to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin`s plan... I see a lot of People crying for peace.So here`s one plan. 1. The US,UK,CANADA and AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our INTERFERENCE in their affairs, past and present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good old boy`s", we will never interfere again. 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don`t want us there. We would Station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3. All illegal Aliens have 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. they`re illegal! France will welcome them. 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special Permit! No one from a terrorist Nation will be allowed in. If you don`t like it there, Change it yourself and don`t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don`t need any more cab Drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5. No foreign `students`over Age 21. The older ones are the Bombers. If they don`t attend classes, they get a `D` and it`s back home Baby. 6. The US, UK, CANADA, and AUSTRALIA will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. Thise will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary Drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries 10 Dollars a Barrel for their oil . If they don`t like it we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not interfere. They can pray to Allah, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need . besidesmost of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The People who need it most get very Little, if anything. 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated Island someplace. We don`t need the spies and good weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal Aliens. 10. All Americans must go to charm and Beauty School. That way, no one can call us " Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is Engish.....lean it or leave. Now is`nt that a good plan?
Posted on: Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:38:47 +0000
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