Room ready! ... Bathed with clean clothes and my best top hat! ... Knock! ... Knock! ... Oh?... They are here!!... Come in my friends! .. Its 01. 45 ... Oh? .. The food? ... Cuthbert!! ... I leave you entertain the butchers daughters and the others as I collect the food!! ... Oh? ... The restaurant is in darkness? ... Its only 01. 50? .. I knock on the doors!! ... No answer? ... Mmmmm? ... I call up to the window above the restaurant! ... I say! ... I say! .. The window above opens and a man shouts down! ... A voice asks me what I want? ... Oh? .. How annoying!! ... Listen old chap! ... I want the food I paid for!!!!! .... Come back tomorrow at 1pm ? ..... No!! ... I want it now!! ... Whats that you say? ... Its in your fridge?.... Well? ... Get it now? .... Oh! .. My! ... Goodness!! ... He has closed his window, switched his light off and gone back to bed? .... You bounder !!!!!! ..... Mm? ... So? ... Ah! ... Yes! ... If I tie a rope to the restaurant front door and then to my hearse ? ... They move forward the door will open? ... I can collect my food? ... Yes!!! ... Edward Sedgewood Gothic Undertaker !
Posted on: Sat, 06 Dec 2014 19:27:48 +0000
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