SALUTE TO ALL MOTHERS HEHEHEHHE... You know your mother is Kenyan! 1. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan if she has a drawer or a place for keeping paper bags after buying something in it………… 2. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan if when she beats u up she says unalia nini na ata sijakuchapa? 3. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan when she beats you with pauses; nani *slap* alikuambia *kick* ufanye *pinch* hivyo! 4. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan if she has ever tried to remove anything that looks like dirt from your face with her saliva, even a birthmark….. thats me 5. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan if she asks you questions that have no answers Kwanini ulivunja thermos?………… 6. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan if after whipping you anakushow na nisikie ukilia uone……. 7. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan If you accidentally break utensils made of glass she responds Vunja Yote Umalize 8. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan if she had special plates and cups 4 guests 9. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan when ur forced to wear a boshori till ur in class 4…………… 10. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan if she ever asked you kama kazi yako ni tv siku mzima 11. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan when you are boi/ maiko, and she tells you mwambie umetumwa na mama boi/maiko 12. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan if she had a list of neighbors and relatives where you should not dare step into.nione umepeleka miguu huko 13. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan When she calls you from the bedroom to take a remote that is right there on the table. 14. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan If you fall asleep on the couch but wake up in bed,well covered 15. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan if every new baby in the family lazima ashonewe sweater ama poncho 16. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan if she threatens to hit you by actually hitting you! 17. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan when you lose money and she says shika izi zingne pia ukapoteze! 18. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan when she buys you oversize uniform and says hio utavaa hadi class 8 19. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan if ukido dhambi anakupiga akisema ni makosa tunapiga si wewe 20. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan if she spat on a handkerchief to wipe your face when you were young. 21. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan anaitwa bash pahali, alafu jioni anawaletea mokimo pilau nyama na soda kwa paperbag. 22. You Know Your Mother Is Kenyan if ulichapwa for eating at the neighbours house!!! SHARE IF YOU AGREE WITH ANY IF THE ABOVE
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 15:26:25 +0000
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