(SCENE: Trader Joes, Frozen dinner section aisle, and Im deciding between the meat, or mushroom lasagna. Right as Im putting down the meat lasagna...) Hot TJ Shopper (HTJS): Go with the meat, its surprisingly good for frozen food, and the mushroom is bland. ME: Yeah? Thanks, Im starving and I would have been mighty pissed - I hate wasting an empty stomach! HTJS: Your welcome. Although, it doesnt compare to the real thing that I make all the time at home. You and your empty stomach should try it sometime - its from my grandmothers recipe... (Flashes a smile that could silence a crying newborn) ME: Arent grandmas the best! Thanks again for the help - you saved my Friday night. Have a good one! (I smile, wave, and walk off) Fifteen minutes later at a red light, I realize she might have been inviting me to dinner. 😐 Shit like this is why Im single! HA! 😅
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 02:26:24 +0000
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