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SCOTS ! A Glasgow man phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction. £85 pounds for an extraction, sir the dentist replied. £85 quid! Huv ye nogot anythin cheaper? Thats the normal charge, said the dentist. Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic? Thats unusual, sir, but I could do it and would knock £15 pounds off. Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without any anaesthetic? I cant guarantee their professionalism and itll be painful. But the price could drop by £20 pounds. How aboot if ye make it a trainin session, ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin and learnin? Itll be good for the students, mulled the dentist. Ill charge you £5 pounds but it will be traumatic. Och, now yer talkin laddie! Its a deal, said the Scotsman. Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?
Posted on: Wed, 29 Oct 2014 07:01:50 +0000

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