SEMA MALE GOLDDIGGERS. BOY: baby leo umeboekaboeka? SUGARMOM : Umeita nani baby? Unaonanga nikipupu kwa potty? BOY : gosh mom! SUGAR MOM : ati mawhat? So...? Nishakua mamako? Heh? Nikakuzaa when? Wewe! Mavi ya bata hii! BOY : sweety ninini? {lady sneers}mi hukuambia wee ndo the bomb!hata mabeste wa mine hukusifia sana. SUGARMOM : {blushing}are you sure? BOY : True. {pointing at PIMPLES} Hizi dimples zako ukismile! Wah! Nguo zako ni costly ka perfume ya Dida. Na aka kawig kako? Wah! Ya size 8 kando! Na aka kakitambi kako ka round, usonko nao! SUGARMOM : aki kababy yu just made my day! Naona nikupeleke out for a week! BOY : wow!!! Aki ulinipromise twende coast. What about Malindi? S.MOM : mention any. BOY : malindi pap. Then baby, aka kaphone kangu jo! Si yu know am in USIU, and goons there are richer than Mike sonko? Aki nibuyie I phone5 ka ya yule boy wa miss Jackie! S.MOM : wee kaboyi! Unajua vile umenichosha? Hizi pesa mi hukupea daily we hupeleka? Nikubuyie kila kitu then nikupe cash na hakuna kitu una do? Bed ukienda shot mbili, unafaint hadi morning. {aside} Heri ata huyo boy wa mutura ama yule trackdriver. Umeona hiyo mlango? {boy nods}. Kanyaga frame, na usiwahi rudisha haga hapa. TOKA! {boy leaves shingo upandedly} hey! Na hiyo ngotha yako ya matundu tundu unaachia nani?
Posted on: Sun, 08 Sep 2013 10:29:07 +0000
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