WHEN WILL THE CONFEDERATE SOLDIER BE FORGOTTEN? "When the lion eats grass like an ox And the gallinipper swallows the whale, When the terrapin knits woolen socks And the hare is outrun by the snail. When serpents walk upright like men And doodle bugs travel like frogs, When grasshoppers feed on the hen And feathers are found on the hogs, When Thomas cats swim in the air, And elephants roost upon trees, When insects in summer are rare And snuff never makes people sneeze. When fish creep over dry land And mules on bycicles ride, When foxes lay eggs in the sand And women in dress take no pride. When Dutchmen no longer drink beer And girls get to preaching on time, When billy goats butt from the rear, And treason is no longer a crime, When the humming bird brays like a donkey And limburger smells like cologne, When plowshares are made out of monkeys And the hearts of Alabamians are stone." -By Mr. James Barson in Age Herald, June 9th, 1908
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