SEVEN INCONVENIENT TRUTHS ABOUT THE CROSSFIT OPEN 1. You will at some time be required to do like a gazillion burpees. That’s not so bad really, but shaving those knee callouses after…. 2. Never judge a significant other or somebody you are interested in dating. The phrase “No-Rep” has the same impact on the libido as a cold shower. 3. If you compete with all your box mates at once I can guarantee somebody will get stuck doing a 300 pound deadlift with a ladies bar filled with 5 and 10 pound weights. 4. Hand tear selfies. 5. Athlete intensity induced chalk overdose: Seriously folks, this is NOT the penultimate scene from Scarface where Al Pacino bathes himself in white powder. 6. 90% of Open Competitor profile photos are of a clown best known for vomiting. The least you can do is upload a real photo of you….vomiting. 7. You began to communicate in code, saying things like “Ah jeez, 14.4” and “12.1 left me infertile for three months”. Among Open devotees, eyes will grow wide and heads will nod in sincere appreciation. Quizzical stares help you identify the Planet Fitness members.
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 17:54:52 +0000
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