SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL 1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank, common pen they wont have. These people are very dangerous, once you borrow them the pen, you may find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells you may Ive your pen please? Believe me bros, that may be the last time you will see that pen (except if you are lucky). 2 - The I dey ur Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking the slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and you hear them saying, Im at your back. If care is not taken, about 8 people can tell u I dey your back then at the end of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back nau, I don tell am I was here before you blah blah) 3 - The No protocol team: This kind of people dont obey the 1st come, 1st served slogan! Theyre mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 the cashier or manager, he asks them to sit down & within 5 minutes theyve completed their transactions while you still dey there looking 4 queue.(Daris Godu oooo) 4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These pple will always have a problem with the bank door, then you see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting please go back My bros next time come to bank naked! Biko, he go allow you in............# LOL! 5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip for Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions, you will see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing & take another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words na gobe........... ...................CHAI!!! 6 - The people from Another Planet: These people usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They will always be asking 4 todays date, even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire 4 dis pple oooooo............PLS WHICH NUMBER YOU FALL IN THE ABOVE???
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 18:23:43 +0000