SOMEWHERE IN GREECE, AROUND 1000 bc “It has happened Testis.” “What has happened Testosterone” They have made off with Queen Vagina ! Who has touched my precious Vagina?? Alas Testis. The purple headed warrior has entered the chamber of Vulva, and broken the sacred Hymen “Not the Hymen”, cried Testis! It was the last blockade. Yes. The Hymen. And now he has his hands on Vagina ! You must act now Testis. And act quickly. Get a hold of Phallus and Cunnilingus. Phallus shall go with you for protection. And leave the warrior Cunnilingus here for the women. I should give the Women Cunnilingus? Yes. Cunnilingus. Aside from a warrior, he is a poet and also knows how to use his tongue. Here ….. take with you the golden Cat Thader . That should give you the Power to combat the purple headed Warrior. Yes Testosterone. The purple headed warrior does not like Cat Thader. Cat- thrization, is his most dire fear. Aye Testis. His most dire fear. But the Purple headed warrior has grown stiff and strong, and we may have to lure him into a trap. He has had his eye on the fair young maiden. Which fair maiden? Fellatio. . “Yes” If there is one thing that the purple headed warrior wants more than Vagina, its Fellatio. She is his weakness. Takes him up, and then down. Up and then down. Up and then down, working him like a …. Like a…… “No” cried Testis. I will not give him Fellatio. That is what the purple headed warrior wants. Enough ! ! ! We must make haste and catch up with them before he gets the Queen to the city of Min Apaus. Yes. Our Vagina is too young to be in Min Apaus. Thus endeth the Roman history lesson for today.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Jul 2013 11:27:21 +0000
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