SPOILS OF WAR! He was a madman. Insane to the core. Not only did he have an unquenchable taste for turtle soup straight out of the shell, but he also enjoyed causing chaos dressed as a masked, caped luchador. This battle engulfing the world posed the perfect opportunity for him to implement the ultimate form of entertainment... Rabid Shark Wrestling. Popnerd Culture Art & Stuff seized control of the San Antonio Sea World Water Park at the very beginning of this global war and has spent several sleepless nights getting it all just right for the world premiere of this epic event. Now was the time. The stands were filled with hundreds of spectators. All of them held against their will with their arms and legs surgically removed and propped up just right so as not to topple over and create a human domino effect. The tag teams were also ready. In one corner two cartilaginous fish. Both rabid. Both hungry. The first, the hyena of the shark world with the most powerful bite of all the fish... Tigger the Tiger Shark. His partner, weighing in at only 600 pound... the much underestimated... Buddy Lee the Bull Shark. In the other corner, weighing in at a combined total of way under 600 pounds... both brandishing highly polished Swiss Army Knifes and Speedo Brand snorkels, the Savory James Salisbury and his partner the Carmel Coated Jason Castick. *If you are James Salisbury or Jason Castick, be the first to private message me and you will not be the first in the ring and you will win a prize.
Posted on: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 17:08:59 +0000
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