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SPRING CLEANING NEWSFLASH. Am not one of lifes natural SpringCleaners. In fact, am not one of lifes natural Cleaners full stop. Clearing out old junk can lead to severe regret and low mood, I find. I came across 2 old passports - mine, i stress - one photo showed a young lad with long hair, looking canny, although resembling some kind of member of the West German terrorist movement , to quote the Registrar of a German wedding where I was the Second Best Man. The other looked even better - a man in his late 20s, definitely resembling a stylish Italian midfield football genius, complete with obligatory stubble on face and neck. Those discoveries plunged me into total darkness. My current passport photo shows a grizzled, shaved head very middle aged man, who looks very much like he is well past his Best. Oh dear.........................buggar Spring Cleaning, and clearing out the cupboards. It is simply not worth the risk. God Only Knows What I would find if I continued on that daft path. Spring will dae for me. Forget the Cleaning..........................tarah. brian......
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 19:57:25 +0000

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