Sad news out of the Off The Turnpike camp today. Christian is leaving us - However, our new guitar player, Kim Jong Un, has informed me that he in fact invented the guitar so he has masterful skill. He went on to say that under his leadership, we will crush the American imperialist scum and patriotically reunify the north and south to a status of wealth, power, and prosperity. When I tried to remind him that we are in fact a rock band and not a communist nation, he abruptly ordered my execution by mortar fire. So Im also announcing MY departure from the band - Dennis Rodman will be taking my place.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 17:06:31 +0000
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