Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya. Banta:Aaj to maje se - TopicsExpress



          

Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya. Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi? Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi. Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya 1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi. Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. .... T.V. chalu karo aur news dekho katrina hospitaliesed hai kyonki usne mujhe propose kiya aur maine use sadi se mana kardiya to us pagli ne apne hath ki nas kat li 100 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya aur 30 ne apne nas kat li aur 10 ladkiya behose ho gayi kyonki kisi kamine ne meri sadi kijhoti khabar faela di thi One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock.....! why.....?? Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!! Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon, Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo Munna bhai: Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga!! Circuit: bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi. Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . . pehle wo meri GF thi Me bolta tha wo suni thi phir wo meri mangetar bani, Wo bolti thi main sunta tha jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he Mohalla sunta hai. vo bhi kya din the jab 19-20 sal ki ladkiya hum ko roz kiss kar ti thi lakin tab hamri kismat phuti thi ki hamari umar 2-3 sal ki thi Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gye mere Lips. Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye mere Lips. Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS. 2 choohe paid pe baithe the, neeche se 1 hathi guzra, 1 chooha hathi pe ja gira dosra chooha bola - daba ke rakh saale ko me baata hu. Indian Govt kahti hai ki ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai. . . . pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h. uska kya?? Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering. Indian Banks Description IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis
Posted on: Mon, 02 Dec 2013 04:58:39 +0000

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