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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya".. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi.. 󾰛󾰛 Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ... Sir: Define Energy ? Santa : Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas. Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo. Santa : "and this is called Energy......" Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya? Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!! Salesman Fainted !!
Posted on: Wed, 21 Aug 2013 05:27:40 +0000

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