Sarcastic Answers for Stupid Questions : 1. Someone calls you at 2 AM in the morning and ask you Are you sleeping? Answer : No, I’m picking beans. 2. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; Did you just have a bath? Answer: No, I fell into the toilet bowl. 3. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; Are you going up? Answer: No, I’m waiting for my office to come down and get me. 4. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; Are those flowers? Answer: No baby, theyre carrots! 5. Youre in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and ask; What are you doing here? Answer: I’m here to pay my school fees! 6. When people see you lying down, snoring, and your eyes closed, they still ask; Are you sleeping? Answer: No! Im practicing to die. Lets hear yours
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 23:38:56 +0000
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