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Sarcastic News Flash! “California trial lawyers favor drug testing on everyone but trial lawyers!” Dateline August 22, 2014: Our reporter caught up with a spokesperson from the Bar association during his two martini lunch break at a local pub. Asked for a comment on California Proposition 46 he replied with somewhat slurred speech, “Ith’s our duty to protect the public from all misbehavior, exthept our own, and make lots of money too. Now ethcuse me, I have to get back to court. Could you point me in the right direction? What was I saying?” In a related story, the Governor has signed a bill protecting lawyers from living in glass houses.
Posted on: Sun, 24 Aug 2014 16:29:53 +0000

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