Saturday Morning Special: This direct from Medias super secret worst kept secret society and as promised many moons ago you would hear it here last because we only get our information from overheard and misunderstood conversations at any one or more of Medias many watering holes and the word at the bar (association) from several anonymous sources from fine establishments many of which have sticky and sandy floors is that our very own Jim Merkins Jr is poised to fill some very big shoes in Springfield. You will need to guess whos shoes they are because that part was left out or assumed in the conversations I overheard but many references were made to Jim being advised that he is not permitted to have Penn State logos hanging from the wall on the courtroom and he could not put is Joe Paterno life size cut out next to the witness stand to act as his inspiration and his dutiful constable on guard. Apparently he has already received a gift of a gavel in the shape of a Penn State Football and he has also been advised that it would be the better part of discretion if he left that on his desk in his office rather than hammering ( the first Buckeye Kristina DeSenze) that appears in front of him. I have heard too that his colleague in Springfield cant wait to have the vacuum filled w someone who can fill their lunch hours talking Nittany Lion football. In all seriousness, good luck Jim from all of us at MTown, we are expecting great things from you, and when you see our Saturday Special, Jim Merkins, about town, give him a shout out from --Dan Brown, About Town
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 10:37:27 +0000
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