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Saw this on a missed connections Personal ad.. Had to share..what a laugh. You farted in Kroger yesterday - m4w (Richmond) You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, Was that you? You quickly replied, No it wasnt me! You almost seemed insulted that I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loaves of ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a clydesdale, I would love to meet up.
Posted on: Sat, 22 Nov 2014 03:56:28 +0000

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