Scene: in the car line leaving school... Nick: *mumble mumble mumble ...but his stomach doesnt hurt anymore so he doesnt have it ne more... Me: Wait...what? Who? Nick: You heard me! Me: I didnt. What did u say? I missed the whole first part. Nick: Chips stomach hurt because he had EBOLA. And now it doesnt so he doesnt have it anymore. Me: (crying and pissing myself at the same time Im laughing so hard) Ebola? Ur BEANIE BABY contracted ebola?! Nick: (states like hes reading someones medical chart) Yep. Now hes lost his voice tho... Me:( now needing respiratory support Ive laughed so hard Im agonal breathing) OMG COULD IT HAVE COME BACK???! Nick: Nah. He still testing negative. Probly just laryngitis.... Me: Do u think he could use a chest x ray to make sure its not TB or bronchitis? He did just return from Liberia and all.. Nick: ( looks at me like youd look at an incompetent colleague) Really mom? Its just a sore throat. *nick chews vicodin and hobbles off with his cane.* me: does this mean Im fired from diagnostic medicine? Ladies and gentlemen, meet dr Nicholas house!
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 21:40:03 +0000
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