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See this? If youre a naturally thin person, you may have never had to deal with this foodstuff before. It is called grapefruit, but is not to be confused with the fruits known as grapes, because grapes are delicious and produce lovely wine. Grapefruit produces nothing but haunting flashbacks to wars you never even witnessed. It tastes like mashed-up sour Skittles dissolved into day-old pineapple juice and then molded by unwashed coal miners into a vaguely orange-like formation. It is the worst-tasting thing ever. And Im on a diet, so I have to eat it most days, sometimes more than once, because this flavour abomination is actually really healthy. I would rather eat a donkeys sphincter.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 12:27:55 +0000

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